Found this post-it note, as is, stuck to my refrigerator door one morning.  Needless to say, between the color of the paper and the items listed, I could only come to one conclusion -- The Incredible Hulk had left his to-do list in my kitchen for some reason.

(Turns out SMASH is an acronym for a Santa Monica school organization my wife needed to call -- but I like my version better.)

UPDATE:



I don't know if this is funnier or not.