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Todd Alcott
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22 March 2007 @ 11:37 pm
Sam hits the nub  






Conversation in the car this afternoon with Sam (5):

SAM. Dad?
DAD. Yeah?
S. You know what my favorite food is?
D. What.
S. Lox.
D. I was going to say burritos.
S. I like burritos.
D. How about burritos with lox in them?
S. Eugh!  That would be awful!
D. In New York, there used to be a restaurant near our house, they served crabmeat enchiladas.  That was my favorite food for a long time.
S. Crabmeat?
D. Yeah, they --
S. Meat?  From a crab?
D. Sure, and --
S. How is that fair?
D. What do you mean?
S. You mean they would kill a crab?  Just to get it's meat?
D. Well --
S. That's not fair!  The crab wasn't hurting anybody!
D. But --
S. I don't think it's fair to kill animals just to eat them!
D. O-okay, then --
S. How can people do that, destroy nature, I --
D. But Sam --
S. I don't like killing animals!  It's not fair and it's not what nature wants!
D. Okay, sure.  Okay.  So you think it's okay to eat fish but not, like, chickens and cows and pigs?
S. No!  I don't think it's okay to kill animals at all!  Nature wants animals to be out in it, to live, and have fun, and make more animals!  Nature doesn't want people to kill all the animals!
D. Um, okay.  Okay.  (pause)  Do you know what lox is?
S. Yeah, it's salmon.
D. Well, salmon is a fish.
S. Yeah, but those fish are already dead, there's nothing I can do about that.  And, and chicken nuggets, and hamburgers, and bacon, those animals are already dead.  What I'm talking about is killing animals. hit counter html code
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Renna Meeks: yay[info]rennameeks on March 23rd, 2007 10:21 am (UTC)
I love five year-old logic.
craigjclark[info]craigjclark on March 23rd, 2007 11:37 am (UTC)
Sam is very astute. Bacon is already dead. Can you imagine what breakfast would be like if the bacon were still alive?
teamwak[info]teamwak on March 23rd, 2007 11:41 am (UTC)
Classic. Out of the mouth of babes.
Jared A. Sorensen: Babyz[info]memento_mori on March 23rd, 2007 12:21 pm (UTC)
It's time that Sam gets his own show.
Barnaby Jones: Matchgame[info]eronanke on March 23rd, 2007 01:17 pm (UTC)
Don't let him join PETA, ok?
AEnigma: Cthulhu License[info]greyaenigma on March 23rd, 2007 03:19 pm (UTC)
Fascinating.

Has Sam tried already dead crab? It's very tasty! (And don't worry, I'm sure he'll get the knack of apostrophes before long.)

I'm impressed, actually, I don't think I knew what lox was when I was five.


Todd Alcott[info]toddalcott on March 23rd, 2007 03:41 pm (UTC)
Sam's been eating lox since he was 3.

When he meets people, he announces that he is a New Yorker. Now I know why.
AEnigma: Fish[info]greyaenigma on March 23rd, 2007 03:47 pm (UTC)
I don't think I've ever actually had lox, I should hunt some down (metaphorically, of course -- I wouldn't kill it) and try it. Out of curiousity, has Sam had sushi?

When I made my last comment, I was about to mention that I might have heard what lox is since I lived near New York, then it occurred to me that wasn't relevant in your case; but now that I know Sam is a New Yorker, I withdraw my self-redaction.
Todd Alcott[info]toddalcott on March 23rd, 2007 09:16 pm (UTC)
Sam started with sushi. When he found salmon that was also smoky and salty, he gave it up.
AEnigma: Fish[info]greyaenigma on March 23rd, 2007 09:53 pm (UTC)
Thus moving from the freshly dead to longterm previously dead and preserved. Eminently logical.
AEnigma: Young Me[info]greyaenigma on March 24th, 2007 12:28 am (UTC)
It just occurred to me that if Sam ran the world, he'd have animals run the slaughterhouses, because nature hates when humans kill the animals. But with animals, it's just the circle of life.